Forgettable kids CG movie: Son of Bigfoot and Bigfoot Family

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So I come across this movie and its sequel and I have to wonder: how do you explain to kids that his mom did the nasty with Bigfoot?

Ya don’t.

Besides in my neck of the country Bigfoot is a common design affect.

I ended up asking my friend whose kids watched it and the guy used to be human and turns into Bigfoot from a science experiment accident. That’s deeply disappointing.

Any movie that advertises itself as “from the Executive Producer of Alvin and the Chipmonks” is a guaranteed piece of shite.

This is the plot of Bobcat Goldthwait’s Bigfoot movie, Willow Creek. But, that isn’t a kid movie. I also found it horrifying.

Presumably they just breed more Bigfoots with their human broodmares.