I forget, are you supposed to lie to Congress, or are you not supposed to lie to Congress. The law can be so complicated.

Well, you’re clearly allowed to lie to congress the first time.

Woof.

Worried about perjury under oath being discovered by subsequent testimony from others, so recants and tells the truth.

The system works!

So… the House will find stuff, investigate, vote to impeach, send to the Senate…

I think part of the issue here is that the story is getting too complicated for the average American to understand. Most people understand “breaking and entering to steal information” or “lying about getting a blowjob” but I’m not sure most people know what quid pro quo means or even why it shouldn’t be legal for this type of aid. I sincerely hope the story gets out there in a digestible format such that GOP Senators start to fear they’ll lose their elections if they don’t consider supporting impeachment.

Seems readily comprehensible to me… but nothing can stand up to the sheer, devastating power of it doesn’t matter.

I prefer to think of the GOP’s power as something more like a glass cannon. It’s scary, but at the end of the day it’s as brittle as the cowardly old men supporting it.

Yeah, it’s not that it’s too complicated, or people don’t think its illegal. It’s that they want Trump to break the law. Or, at best, they don’t care if he breaks the law. The law isn’t important. Only Trump is important.

Doesn’t seem that fucking complex:

It’s always complicated until you realize the racists, misogynists, bigots and the anything for a tax cut group just doesn’t give a shit.

Indeed, apparently.

They should just call it extortion and bribery.

What a truckload of cheap crooks. What an absolute shitshow the Trump party is. Can’t wait for Jimmy Jordan to go on Fox and make an even bigger assclown of himself.

Lindsey the most dependable DJT diaper sniffer, as usual.

Maybe some Never Trumpers should be trying to primary these guys. Seems like there’s far more daylight between Graham and a Democrat than between him and the committed MAGA hats.

Ain’t no guillotine dull enough.

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Of course he already has his nuts in one, so maybe he likes it.

Is there any chance that this is anything other than “yeah I lied to Congress to stay on Trump’s good side, now I don’t think I’m going to get a pardon so, yeah, Giuliani told me to tell them they had to announce an investigation into Biden, and I did”.

“They told me I had to lie to Congress, so I did, but they didn’t say I couldn’t tell the truth to Congress after I lied to Congress first.”