3287

Apparently the POS is Mark Meadows from the great state of North Carolina. Shocking.

3288

Jesus Christ, 5 seconds and he’s already fucking stupid.

Did he buy a thesaurus for this? Is he going actually ask anything or just talk for 45 minutes?

3289

NEFARIOUS

3290

MONSTROUS!

3291

Nunes said “Star Chamber”

Man… his opening remarks were somethin’

I was just watching the early part from the beginning, then switched to live feed… from Nunes to Nunes!

need more coffee

3292

His entire plan is “we got caught, so it doesn’t count.”

Holy fuck what a muppet.

3293

I hope so, too, but I have the feeling that it’s going to be Nunes et al. regaling us with their “alt-facts.”

3294

Lol, apparently it’s not a crime if it’s unsuccessful.

3295

Now he’s going to spout conspiracy theories for 40 minutes.

Holy fucking hell.

3296

I honestly find it mind-boggling that this Nunes critter is part of the same species as me.

3297

His district would be better served by Devin Nunes’ cow. I don’t mean the guy running the twitter account, I mean an actual cow.

3298

Well yes. Of course they will and are.

And that’s why we push back instead of accepting at face value.

3299

I’m kind of impressed with him. He’s like a Grade-A Terminator Machine for sucking up to Trump.

3300

I’m at the office and can’t watch the proceedings. On a scale of 9.9 to 10, how many Habermans are the Dems disarrayed right now?

3301

Uh oh, Ratcliffe is indignant

3302

They literally are going with “well it’s okay to extort someone if you don’t like them.”

That’s what they’re going with.

3303

It’s like none of these guys remember… Back in watergate? Everyone who wasn’t Nixon went to prison.

3304

Holy fuck this is just dumb.

“Why were you on the phone call that the White House was in charge of and would’ve had to have you on?”

3305

But they’re gonna get to the guy who actually sat in on the call, and then that goes down the tubes.

3306