Hah, got you libs, no one has said ‘bribery’!

“Quid pro quo” is not an accusation, you idiot, it’s a term used to describe when one thing is done in exchange for another, which can be relevant in the context of an accusation.

Also these people aren’t generally lawyers, so if they ever said “bribery” the Republicans would leap down their throats for it.

Why am i fascinated by the guy on the left’s beard

So he’s establishing that… Vindman doesn’t run US foreign policy?

What?

Yeah, don’t think he realizes that “coordinator” is about as low down the totem pole as you can get.

Stewart just reads a transcript, acts like he made some bombshell point and everyone is just confused about what the point of it was.

Time to remind everyone that Trump never served.

How dare you. Avoiding STDs was his Vietnam. (Highly doubt he actually avoided them, though)

Ah Twitter.

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Time to give a stump speech again.

Maybe she can break a rule and then pretend it’s an injustice.

Those Fox News panel spots are highly coveted. Gotta stand out in the audition.

I like how they’re really leveraging towards “the President can extort people because he sets the policy.”

So today I learned that Joaquin Castro is Julian’s identical twin brother. Why doesn’t anybody tell me these things??

Julian mentions his brother fairly often, and Joaquin was on CNN and was asked about his brother. Spoiler Joaquin thinks Julian would be a great president

Is it just me or are the MOC’s giving into their speechifying urges a lot today? It’s pretty tedious.

“The Democrats don’t trust the American people.” Of course, more ‘American people’ voted against Trump than for him, but anyhoo.

I mean it’s all the GOP members do (other than Hurd).

A couple of the Democrats also do it, but since all the GOP basically do, eventually you hit them back to back and you want someone to punch them all in the face.

Edit: I honestly wish the witnesses would always answer these fucking stump speeches with “I’m sorry what was the question?” Like every time. Point out this stupidity and waste of everyone’s time.

With a district so gerrymandered we haven’t a chance to vote Jim Jordan out.