LOL, is he taking “drug deal” literally?

Yeah, I laughed out loud.

How is Nunes’ defense any different than the president had good reason to commit extortion?

When you’ve lost Ken Starr…

Well that’s the final line of defense that everyone knows we’re going to get to.

Yes, I did it, but who cares?

This tweet is what I needed. Right here. This is the stuff.

Damn, trigger. That is indeed the good stuff. A++++ would schadenfreude again.

I wonder how long it will take before the people thrown under the bus want to testify for a chance of getting out from underneath the bus…

The Sunny one is great! Also, this:

Republican defense is to simply gaslight fever dream conspiracy theories into fact by repeating them into the public record of the hearing and push the idiotic line that “If Trump never actually spoke the words ‘Quid Pro Quo’ then he’s innocent and we’re done here!”. Then they let their state media take over.

This inquiry has given Democrats so much ammunition for 2020 though, you can’t help but chalk it up as a win for them, even though we all know the Senate will never vote to impeach Trump. Whomever ends up with the 2020 Democratic nomination needs to campaign hard on this stuff, so hard it makes “But Her Emails” look tame by comparison.

Will be amusing to see exactly how DJT steps on his own dick once aides allow him to tweet again.

And Itzkoff always with the Simpsons angle:

LOL

Another good one, because it incorporates Castor throwing up his arms in “What the hell do you want me to do with this shit now?” agony.

Castor was stupid to walk into that “2 + 2 = 4” exchange. He tried to press the point that Sondland couldn’t know there was a quid pro quo, and Sondland responded with that and by pointing to the email exchange with Pompeo. You could see Castor didn’t expect that response.

Ah well it appears he’s in good health these days.

I remember an anecdote from my Criminal Procedure professor:

Attorney: So, you didn’t actually witness my client biting the victim’s ear off, then?
Witness: No
Attorney: Then why did you testify that he did?
Witness: I saw him spit it out

You don’t ask questions you don’t already know the answer to in front of a jury.

I really think they’re using “drug deal” literally!