Formal Impeachment Inquiry of Trump Begins

None · 2019-11-20T18:49:09.044Z

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ElElegante101 (skolanach)

@pattonoswalt @Mikel_Jollett Rise of Skywalker gonna be 🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/ljXDdTWNJO

6:38 PM - 20 Nov 2019 210 85

strummer · 2019-11-20T18:56:51.494Z

schurem:

If a fuck-you punk band named President Trump existed (and it should!), that would make a fine setlist.

The band’s name would have to be POTUS Deliverables.

SlainteMhath · 2019-11-20T18:58:42.691Z

Tin_Wisdom:

SlainteMhath:

All I can hear in my head now is Sting’s falsetto singing “I want no…I want no quid pro quo” and then Mark Knopfler’s crunchy guitar riff as Dire Straights launches into their mega-hit “Money for Ukraine”.

Damn, that’s in my head now.

We got to ask him, do us a favor,
Hunter Biden gas companies,
We got to look at, Ukraine corruption,
we gotta get on Fox News TVs

Listen here, now that ain’t bribery, that’s the way you do it,
You talk quid pro quo on the phone with me,
Now that ain’t bribery, that’s the way you do it,
you get your money for Ukraine and my dirt for free.

Guap · 2019-11-20T18:59:53.612Z

I want my … I want my … I want my Bri-ber-ee!

Thrag · 2019-11-20T19:01:28.447Z

Looks like Rudy may be seeing the bus coming off in the distance

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Rudy Giuliani (RudyGiuliani)

Republican lawyer doesn’t do his own research and preparation, and is instead picking up Democrat lies, shame. Allow me to inform him: I have NO financial interests in Ukraine, NONE! I would appreciate his apology.

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triggercut · 2019-11-20T19:03:59.487Z

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Ryan J. Reilly (ryanjreilly)

Jim Jordan: “Do you know what a quid pro quo is?” Guy appointed as an ambassador after donating $1M to Trump’s inauguration: “I do.”

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abidingdude · 2019-11-20T19:05:34.884Z

It speaks. Can’t get Dire Straits and The Smiths out of my head now thanks to you guys.

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Donald J. Trump (realDonaldTrump)

....”I WANT NOTHING! I WANT NOTHING! I WANT NO QUID PRO QUO! TELL PRESIDENT ZELENSKY TO DO THE RIGHT THING!” Later, Ambassador Sondland said that I told him, “Good, go tell the truth!” This Witch Hunt must end NOW. So bad for our Country!

6:57 PM - 20 Nov 2019 6.5K 2.1K

Menzo · 2019-11-20T19:09:14.503Z

Mike Turner playing Bad Cop in this drama.

MikeOberly · 2019-11-20T19:10:40.721Z

So bad for our country. So true.

ShivaX · 2019-11-20T19:16:47.401Z

Wenstrup pretending he doesn’t know Nunes exists.

sillhouette · 2019-11-20T19:17:18.774Z

Guap:

How long has Guliani been dark for?

GO AWAY I’M BUSY

Thrag · 2019-11-20T19:23:24.755Z

Point to Ms. Speier! That was great.

Pyperkub · 2019-11-20T19:25:17.668Z

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scottagibson · 2019-11-20T19:28:13.346Z

Republican Congressman says it’s bad to make up stuff to hurt other people. I shit you not.

Menzo · 2019-11-20T19:29:23.082Z

And he’s suggesting that the made up stuff is about the President and that it’s SHAMEFUL. SHAME! Donald Trump deserves better!

scottagibson · 2019-11-20T19:30:27.145Z

“Mister Congressman Stewart, Hillary Clinton is holding on line 2.”

Thrag · 2019-11-20T19:31:02.637Z

I cannot stop staring at the Hutt behind Stewart.

espressojim · 2019-11-20T19:31:17.207Z

Seems totally in character for people who rail against abortion [except for their mistresses], against people with different sexuality [except for themselves], restraining spending [except on their pet projects/military/tax cuts], etc, etc.

High bias, low variance, quite consistent.

ShivaX · 2019-11-20T19:31:29.614Z

Stewart: Look anything is fine. Literally anything.

Wow.

Gordon_Cameron · 2019-11-20T19:32:01.836Z

Internet, make it so!