Oh Rudes, you know what’s coming. At least you’ll know what DJT’s stool tastes like.

The unnamed Ukrainian official referenced in a federal indictment as directing a plot to oust the then-U.S. ambassador is Ukraine’s former chief prosecutor Yuriy Lutsenko, according to a U.S. official familiar with the events.

According to the source, Lutsenko is the Ukrainian official who prosecutors say urged two associates of Rudy Giuliani to push for the removal of Marie Yovanovitch, the former U.S. ambassador to Ukraine who was forced out in May.

The associates, Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman, were arrested Wednesday night as they prepared to board a one-way flight out of the country at Dulles Airport in Washington, D.C.

“They sought political influence not only to advance their own financial interests, but to advance the political interests of at least one foreign official ⁠— a Ukrainian government official who sought the dismissal of the U.S. ambassador to Ukraine,” Geoffrey Berman, U.S. attorney for the Southern District of New York, said at a Thursday news conference.

Who would play Trump?

Is the Pizza the Hut puppet from Spaceballs available?

Jabba the Hutt

The part of President of the United States will be played by a ham sandwich.

I’m on board with this.

“Those sure-fire pardons aren’t coming as fast as you’d maybe expect.” -Paul Manafort

The frightening thing is it would probably do a better job than the current POTUS.

Ham sandwich would clearly be better but unfortunately it’ll never get the Vegan vote.

Great Nancy Amons Pompeo interview (7 min):

Rudes revving up his own bus.

Some people decide it’s not worth prison lying for the orange freak.

Boom dot gif.

Can we use this yet?

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Gish, thank me later.

I remember Pisces Iscariot being a gem with tracks like Whir and Obscured.