Didn’t White House lawyers sign that letter?

Nobody said they were competent or professional lawyers.

Cipollone did indeed sign it. Which yeah. Enjoy your post-Trump legal career dude.

So more beautiful, perfect things happened on that day. I look forward to hearing about more perfect, beautiful activities.

Go have a drink, Matt. In fact, go get totally blitzed and drive home. Your daddy will take care of it. What a publicity whore.

Totally normal White House processes, people.

Best part of the Gowdy situation is that he lost a real job and a hypothetical one simultaneously.

this is a mob tactic – send a tough guy into the courtroom to glare at the witness.

“It was between the brothers, Kay.”

I’m not sure who I would find intimidating in the Republican caucus at this point. Certainly not Gaetz.

I think he wants to be there as a DJT spy more than anything. Who the fuck votes for worthless slabs of meat like that?

Hi from Duncan Hunter country!

It’s the middle of the night. You jolt awake from sleep, your eyes focus, and Mitch McConnell’s face is 4 inches away from yours. He licks his lips.

You exclaim, “What the fuck is a turtle doing here at this time of night!?”

Well I’m never sleeping again. Thanks dude.

What lips?

A handy resource!

With Qt3 I already have all the impeachment liveblogging I need!

Every day in the morning i open up QT3 with fear and trembling.