They may not be getting paid anymore now that their oligarchs all lost half their fortunes.

The ridiculously leading tweet made its way through the progressive twitter realm. Which of course he should have expected, but probably was too stupid too anticipate. I assume he won’t cite the poll on air now.

Meanwhile, in London:

No idea what they’re investigating but here’s hoping it makes Rupert miserable whatever it is.

In related news, I found out The Rock is friends with Murdoch so that ruins any illusion of him being the perfect human being.

Fuck, you couldn’t keep that to yourself?! Dammit.

You take that back right now,

Maybe he meant H.M. Murdock.

Sorry, it hurts :(

STOPIT

Brian:

I’m just going to say I’ll offer my services as a dinner guest at the next soiree for a very modest appearance fee of $1,000,000. For an additional add-on fee of $500,000, this experience will also include a photo opportunity and a post saying nice things about the evening on the social media platform of the host’s choice.

editor’s note - while the above is largely tongue-in-cheek, this is a way for celebrities to make extra cash, similar to appearing at conventions. While their decision to accept a contract or not is entirely up to them and any fallout is appropriate, in the end it’s just a dinner and not necessarily a reflection of their personal beliefs (aside from believing the money is worth it)

Were we all supposed to like Dwayne Johnson until now, or something?

He gave off the veneer of an inoffensive nice-guy from show business/wrestling that didn’t particularly stand for anything.

Ah. He’s affable but movie stars generally are.

He also openly talked about depression, his mom, being you know, who he is in a world not always so nice to him. I’ve always heard he’s a nice guy!

There there, we’ll always have Vin Diesel.

But Vin Diesel is already a dick!

He plays D&D though. One of us!

This,

Don Cheadle has always come off as a cool dude
https://twitter.com/DonCheadle/status/983869146306756608