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Some pharma company it seems:

https://www.astrazeneca-us.com/

It’s the 15th biggest pharmaceutical company in the world.

They make stuff like Prilosec, which is advertised heavily to old boomers on Fox.

A bit heavy, but still… All Hail the Queen!

Because socialism has queens.

Well, of those queens that there are in the U.S., I think most of them are probably Democrats.

Other than being more crass, how is any of that Bubba the Love Sponge stuff different than what Tucker Carlson says on his show every night? That’s a serious question, by the way. Seems to me he’s always been this vile, but usually taking the form of a news commentator instead of shock jock guest.

-Tom

It’s mainly that he’s saying the quiet part loud.

Normally he just alludes to racism, rather than being with so overt.

Normally, Tucker Carlson is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.

An otherwise blameless life…

I will not allow this implied slander against bowties to stand unchallenged. Bowties are cool. But Carlson is still a vile piece of shit.

They’re cool when Bill Nye wears them.

I felt that Tucker’s fashion choice had to do with trying to present himself as a latter-day Buckley. He gave that up a long time ago, although Buckley’s infamous comments about whites in the South being the “advanced” race might go over well nowadays.

I think that bowties are rarely worn lately, so the population wearing bowties (non tux outfit) is quite small and is basically either

  1. Cool fun science guys
  2. Horrible right wing or libertarian guys.

Would be great to see more advertisers drop from his show but I assume they’ll just be replaced by new ones like Bowties! Bowties! Bowties! or C---- Women: Am I Right? We need a group of the women that he’s inevitably sexually harassed to start filing lawsuits so Fox will take notice.

I don’t view Tucker Carlson’s program, but I was under the impression that he switched to long dangly neckties ages ago. I’d heard that was to cover up the castration scars from when Jon Stewart took him down on CNN’s Crossfire.

I’d never actually seen that - thanks for referencing! And making me sad that his show’s gone.

If you found Hannity and Carlson on a deserted island but only had the space to rescue one of them on your boat, which one would eventually eat the other when the food runs out?

Hannity. Carlson is too dumb, Hannity you can tell at least doesn’t believe half the shit he says.

They’re both scum, but one is at least self aware of that aspect.

People that wear bowties surround themselves with people who tell them they look good in a bowtie.

The rest of us just wonder why they would even want to wear a bowtie unless you’re going to don a linen suit and sell us fried chicken.

Now pardon me while I don my ascot. It’s time to go out on the town for the evening.

Yup, he dropped the bowtie ages ago. Dunno if Stewart pushed him over the edge on that one. I think he realized that faux-Buckley is not the face of conservatism anymore.

As to Carlson vs. Hannity, had I to hang out with one, I would unhesitatingly choose Hannity.

I think you missed the implication that @Djscman was making.

Namely that he’d leave both and which one would eat the other first, since they’re stranded to starve.

Yes, I got the joke, but decided to answer the question in the setup anyway, just as one more opportunity to express my dislike of Carlson.