4507

It lets you shut off jerks, but when you stare into the abyss…

4508

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4509

Sounds like the maker is a bit obsessed with soccer fans for some reason. This would be great if you could set it to specifically turn off TVs showing Fox News and leave others untouched.

4510

Only point it at those TV’s? It’s a tiny television remote, not an electromagnetic pulse detonation, jeez.

4511

Your description made it sound a bit more powerful than that. If it’s just a point/click, then sure, not as bad.

4512
4513

So Fox is now citing QAnon as a legit news source?

4514

No worse than Fox News citing itself as a legit news source I guess.

4515

I used to have one of those on my keychain. It was fun at bars.

Edit: Not that exact one. The one I had would synch to a TV and was able to change volume and channels too. I got it from ThinkGeek.

4516

Holy shit. Like I realize how bad things are and how bad Fox is in general, but wow. I find that scary, to be honest. Really scary.

4517

But hey, we can say Merry Christmas again!

4518

Palmpilot’s IR blaster was fun.

4519

Fox sure knows its audience:

4520

And now more from Out of Context screen grabs

4521

Fox proves California is a liberal shithole state with an expert guest.
Take it away, Fabio.

4522

Where’s a goose when you need one.

4523

Where’s one of those Sodom and Gomorrah libraries when you need 'em? My library had Beverly Cleary books in it. A little Sodom and Gomorrah action would have been educational.

4524

Beverly Cleary is the Gomorrah to Judy Blume’s Sodom.

4525

Neither Beverly Cleary nor Judy Blume were smote by the angry hand of YHWH, leaving a salty inland sea.

In fact, in two and a half weeks, Cleary will celebrate her 103rd birthday, and is a living national treasure. I think she’s retired from writing, though.

4526

Like Fabio has been in a library in the last two decades, if ever.