Nothing’s more American than…
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using the English system.

That’s the Imperial system, you.

Time to rouse the Foxies against allowing this foreign imperialism in our system of weights and measures!

What’s funny, if you watch the video (which I’m not entirely sure I recommend), is that the guest calls them ‘customary measures’ and never once says imperial. But the metric system is part of the new world order, forced upon us by the French at the end of the guillotine.

The video is mind boggling. It very much sounds like a parody from the Onion or something. It’s almost funny in its complete bizarreness.

But this is one of the highest rated opinion shows on the highest rated cable news network in America, and it makes me sad. This asshole is rotting people’s brains with this kind of nonsense.

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using the English system
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Better than using Arabic numerals, at least.

The best thing is when dealing with the Navy, and they use kiloyards.
The first time I heard that my honest reaction was, “Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.”

They still use steam power - what did you expect?

Ha ha – yeah, if it’s too complicated for the Commander-in-Chief, who is a very stable genius, then you can’t expect the rank and file to understand it.

I look forward to our steampunk armed forces!

Why don’t you ask the soldiers behind you.

I can’t believe Colin Kaepernick disrespects the troops like that

Whenever I see these breathless Fox chirons about the death of courtesy or the death of Christmas or the death of the Imperial system my basic reaction is:

whogives

When they welcomed with open arms the “Fuck your feelings” shirt-wearing crowd their bitching about courtesy died.

I prefer Imperial for most day-to-day stuff. I just think the measurements work better most of the time. For science and military applications I think metric works much better. I also wont bitch about metric, because who fucking does that?

Idiots and people who have cars with mixed imperial and metric screws.

So if military terminology for the kilometer is “klick”,
does that make a kiloyard a “klard”?

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ORLY

he is a bad person and he should feel bad for being bad

And now I want to watch a video of him getting eaten by a dinosaur

Until Trump does it. Then it’s okay.

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