So he isn’t under the rock. He’s in the mud next to the rock.

I don’t mean just that he is on the right. I mean he suffers from a cognitive disorder which causes him to fabricate. I don’t care if he dresses up his fabrications in polite economic terms or not; he’s a fabricator. If he tells the truth, it’s a goddamned accident.

The Truth According to @scottagibson.

Again:

As a lifelong Texan, I am surprised to discover that we have been invaded. Seems like a normal monday here in Austin.

Does the rest of Texas consider Austin to be real Texas?

I suppose there’s some truth to it. Texas was invaded, after all. Of course it was invaded by gringos, not Mexicans.

Texas has been under a lot of flags, and plenty of people prior to flags. No lack of prior invasions from lots of places, but theres no invasion at the moment despite the nodding agreement on fox by the lt governor lickspittle.

Been waiting my whole adult life for texas to go back to the dems, and we are getting so very close. Now we just need Yang to guarantee free pot and meth along with a monthly allowance to grab the rural trump base here.

Well if the Federal government would stop trying to fill prisons for extra dollars all the time and just legalize one of those, there’d be plenty for cheap. Cheap is good enough right… doesn’t’ have to be actually free?

It wouldn’t hurt to have another Ann Richards come along.

Man, Ann Richards would eat Trump alive, and she would do it in a way where he wasn’t even sure she was insulting him.

Imagine the nickname he would have for her. “That Texas Bitch” probably.

Ann Richards would be the Road Runner, and Trump would be Wiley Coyote.

I’d settle for a Molly Ivins in the press. Some facts with humor would go a long way these days.

“The best way to get the sons of bitches is to make people laugh at them.”

“Wile E. Coyote”, yon philistine.

Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius.

I like the way that rolls out. “Wile E. Coyote. Super. Genius.”

Gah! I’m totally going with the Timex Excuse ™.

“It was my spellchecker. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!”

One of Fox News’s better self-owns.

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