5330

A slight tweak to that top headline would be wonderful. Mitch rides (a) shotgun

Would indicate he grew a concience

5331

You’d think the Turkey news would at least be above a Courtney Cox-Kelly Cucoco selfie.

5332

… which was such vital news, they got Kaley Cuoco’s name wrong.

5333
5334

On the one hand: pot meet kettle.

On the other Twitter is a mistake. So he’s not wrong, but he is a massive hypocrite and the wrong person to be saying it. As he, and his ilk, are largely responsible for said vitriol.

5335

I see that guy playing GOG games on Twitch like every day. Who knew he had opinions on stuff?

5336
5337

Great point, Mr. Janus!

5338

Huh, I was wondering where my colleagues were coming from when they were all talking about Hillary running again. Now I see where they’re getting it (not that there was any doubt).

5339

It wouldn’t be the first time for Fox News.

5340

We’ll do it live! Fuck it! Meanwhile:

“Regicide.” So… Trump is a king?

5341

Amanda Hugginkiss not available for comment.

5342
5343

Simpsons already did it:
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/List_of_The_Simpsons_crank_calls

5344

LOL.

5345

Just so…odd.

5346

It’s ok, it wasn’t in an airplane on the tarmac somewhere.

5347

Job interview, I’m guessing.

5348

“Please take it easy on the warmongering. Trump watches every day.”

5349

So in Australia politicians meet with Rupert Murdoch, sometimes even the centre-left politicians do (probably to plead with him not to destroy their careers), and noone says it’s ‘corrupt’ nor can I think there’s a reason it would be. Is there something special about the Attorney General that would prevent him from meeting these people?

(not that I don’t hate Rupert Murdoch with all of my being and think that any politician that coordinates with him should be voted out at the next available opportunity)