5592

“Death is too good for him.”

5593

To be fair, 4am is at least an hour after he’s woken up to start shit-tweeting.

5594

I’m with you.

5595

I don’t want him to die because I don’t want to have the whole “appropriate reaction” debate.

5596

Tweets that make you go hmmm

5597

Just think how big the crowds would be, though. It would be ironically historic.

5598

There is no debate. Ask @ArmandoPenblade.

5599

When is the last time he twitted himself?

5600

What about all the times he sold dope disguised as a nun?

5601

Ugh - he can’t die, because the right will never get over how Hillary, or AOC, or Pelosi had Trump assassinated (At worst) or how the fraudulent constant investigations into Trump’s life drove him to a heart attack (at best).

The official autopsy report will never be accurate either. He was at the peak of health! Never mind his diet, lack of exercise, or suspected drug abuse!

5602

Counterpoint: if Trump dies soon enough, Armando Iannucci will have the chance to make a Death of Stalin type comedy about his demise.

5603

And the pre-school prostitution ring!

5604

There is no debate. It will be our duty to speak ill of him.

I will allow Fred to elucidate on my behalf.

5605

Fascinating

5606

DJT’s caucus here.

5607

Oh he only pardons the best people, such as war criminals and that criminal sherriff in Arizona.

5608

And fraudsters that say nice things about him.

5609

You just know she’s a sloppy, mean drunk. She may well be drunk in this clip.

5610

She may not be the only one.

5611

There’s a neat, ~1 hour interview with one of Clint Lorance’s troops who was there on the day in question. The interview portion starts at around 8:20

soundcloud.com/hellofawaytodie/war-criminal-chat-the-clint-lorance-story-feat-michael-mcguinness