Also, just no arguing with this.

Let’s see… so back when Jesus walked the earth the Roman empire was ruled by rich white people who owned slaves and women didn’t have any rights. Sounds about right.

Nicely done.

Let’s not forget there were still dinosaurs, too!

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In an entry that footnotes reporting from the Erik Wemple Blog, the document even tosses shade on how Hannity introduces Solomon on his program:

May 14, 2018: The Hill’s editor-in-chief sent out a memo to staff stating that “effective immediately” John Solomon would no longer publish stories under the banner of news but instead would be an “opinion contributor.” (218) Solomon said that the choice to have his writing classified as opinion was his. During his TV appearances, Hannity has often continued to announce Solomon as an “investigative reporter” at The Hill.

What we have here is a journalistic blowout. It is a trouncing of Hannity and his treasured contributor, Solomon — written not by some mainstream media outlet or Media Matters for America, but by Fox News itself. Turns out the network is keeping its best reporting to itself.

This is SOP for the GOP. Accuse the other guy of being/doing whatever terrible thing it is that you yourself actually are/doing.

Ugh shit like this Fox craves. Dammit Biden.

And yet

Rules are for other people!

I really would like to elect the guy who isn’t fucking over 70 years old please.

I don’t even know which thread this should go in, so screw it. It goes here.

Behold! The “Privilege Pyramid” as defined by The Washington Examiner:

So should I be proud to be the base of the pyramid? That means I support the whole thing, right?

It means you’re the least privileged! Congratulations on having no discernible advantage in life whatsoever! Not like those, uh, refugees, who rule over society and just have everything handed to them.

Look at all these lucky…rape victims. Sitting pretty at the top of the stack. Just lording it up with their privilege.

Ah yes, the coveted rape victim that everyone wishes to be.

Even the most conservative people on Twitter have been going “What the actual fuck?!?” in regards to this thing.

This is definitely one the most fucked up things I’ve seen lately. Wow.

Yeah, only people who don’t understand and have not actually been raped would ever, ever wish to experience that because of some sort of… faux privilege they think they have.

They remind me of people who bitch about not being able to use life, health or car insurance they have… don’t be jealous of the guy with cancer, don’t wish for an accident, don’t seek an early grave.

They left off so many, orphans, lepers, quadriplegics… I’m triggered.

I realize it’s rather redundant, given the base of the pyramid, but I’m surprised they didn’t work Republican in there as well.