5934

I propose a fourth answer Lou.

Make #fuckyoulou a trending hashtag

5935

I honestly thought that was a Photoshop. But it’s a pinned tweet.

Oh, the rstios!

5936

I know the bar’s low these days, but I can’t believe that’s actually real. That was a running joke on the Colbert Report 15 years ago (“President Bush: great president or greatest president?”).

5937

Same.

5938

Why does that survey not say Chinese virus or Kung Flu?

5939

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5941

I saw that Twitter handle as loud obbs and now I can’t stop laughing.

5942

He’s an OPINION show. Its his OPINION that he never called the virus a hoax. Geeze.

5943

God I hope none of these fuckers die while we’re all on lockdown and I can’t risk public health by going to shit on their grave.

5944

You’ll have time. They aren’t going anywhere. Vienna waits for you.

5945

queue the accordion music!

5946

I see an opportunity for a game here. It would be like a walking simulator, except with shitting. A shitting simulator. In VR!

5947

Collect all the Cracklin’ Oat Bran on a level to unlock the quad-shit powerup.

5948

I am absolutely waiting for the sound effects that go with that power-up. Maybe something out of True Lies.

5949

You need sound recordings, I can probably help.

Just saying my morning routine of a breakfast of oatmeal or yogurt with granola after a morning run? It can produce results.

Also as a runner I can probably get to the grave and escape before security catches up anyhow.

5950

There’s a bathroom scene in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle…

5951
5952

As part of the inner party no doubt he’ll get tested in no time.

5953

In a time like this, honestly they should be doing daily testing. You cant have your leadership go down to something so preventable. Stares at Trudeau