6580

What’d she ever do for America that compares to what Tucker Carlson had sacrificed?

6581

I would be willing for Tucker to keep his legs, if he offers his neck instead.

6582

Tucker married one of the weaker sex in order to propagate the species as the Lord hath commanded. That is the supreme sacrifice for a white man in America!

6583

Also to get that sweet, sweet, frozen TV dinner money.

6584

master of subtext

6585

I don’t often wish for horrible things to happen to people, but Carlson is on that list.

He’s taken up Steve King’s mantle at this point.

Before the election he’ll be burning a cross in a hood.
But oddly the shit he’ll be saying will be exactly the same.

6586

I refuse to waste time looking up Carlson Tucker shit but I think I recall that it was his dad that married into the Swanson family. So Tucker was just handed that little gold mine.

6587

Please, like he would ever go to the hood. He’ll burn a cross in a gated community.

Oh wait. You meant that kind of hood.

6588

Thank you, Tucker.

6589

It’s a bit strange that Fox insists on doubling down on this now, since masks and social distancing are quite popular, even among Republicans and old people. Even Donnie has shown himself willing to consider wearing a mask.

I can only imagine that an edict has come down from Rupert: “I am going to die one day. So I am going to take as many of you fuckers with me as I can. Blood for the blood god!”

6590

He’s on Fox. By election time we’ll be knee deep in his eventual sexual harassment allegations. God wouldn’t that be glorious for him to end up out of being married to money?

6591

I know I shouldn’t be surprised about the depths to which FOX News sinks, but I have to admit that I am surprised at how far they’re letting Tucker go into very, very clear hateful racism. He really is just a few steps from going on air with a KKK hood.

This isn’t some niche local access programming. This is a major national network.

6592

Dear Senator Duckworth:

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6593

He’s saying the same shit Steve King said at this point. It’s fucking insane.

6594

C’mon kids, time to gut up. Also, you teachers – suit up and face the Invisible Enemy. Don’t be cowards.

6595

“The News with Shepard Smith” will debut this fall in the 7-8 p.m. time slot on the cable news business channel. The Monday through Friday newscast marks a significant shift in the evening programming strategy for CNBC, which currently relies on light, unscripted fare.

CNBC Chairman Mark Hoffman said Mr. Smith’s show will try to be a counter to news and commentary programming.

“Information is coming at us from every direction,” Mr. Hoffman said in a statement. “If we’re not careful life-altering decisions will be made based on half-truth, rumor, misdirection or worse. We aim to deliver a nightly program that, in some small way, looks for the signal in all the noise.”

6596

Imagine the grandkids of these kids today having to listen to: “I walked to school uphill, both ways, while in the middle of a pandemic. You have no right to complain.”

6597

I have zero interest in knowing how Tucker “White Power Hour” Carlson pleasures himself.

6598

With fish sticks

6599

I hear he loves fish sticks in his mouth.