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Damn, and it started so well. :)

You know how you kill people with Jesus? You brainwash them into believing that he will heal terminal illnesses so that they don’t seek medical help.

And also that they must proselytize.

Flashback on how Fox et al treated Obama (the point isn’t the twitter comment but the video itself.)

I only made it to 1:41 before stopping the video. Too much stupid this early in the morning.

Who here can do a full endurance run?

Nope, hit 2:00 and wanted to start punching things.

More Fox:

6 AM: “A major win for President Trump!” the Dooce is loose, and that’s his intro for today’s show. I think he’s referring to Trump’s tax plan, but I’m not sure and it definitely doesn’t matter.

Doocy is disgusted by something or other. Kilmeade is boiling over about the Blackburn ads. Ainsley is also there.

They play a clip of Newt Gingrich talking about the NFL from last night’s Hannity. Newt rails against the selfish players who are dividing our great country.

And here’s the dark contradiction at the heart of Fox & Friends: We’re reminded constantly that America is the greatest nation ever to grace Planet Earth, yet somehow, everything that happens here is awful. Every story, every issue, is framed as an existential attack on a perfectly virtuous, perfectly imaginary America.

I let out a guttural screech after realizing that only seven minutes of the hour have gone by. This show is hell.
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I’m feeling infected by Fox & Friends. You know how they say that you evacuate your bowels when you die? I want to evacuate everything. I want to curl in a fetal position and shit, piss, ejaculate, cry, sweat, puke, and have all of my hair fall off. I want every part of me to no longer be a part of me.

And to those not averse to Twitter, a Dave Roberts thread that linked this piece:
https://twitter.com/drvox/status/919983488610136064

Pravda at work:

Jesus Christ.

I mean we all know that’s his primary source of information but it’s simply terrifying to see it in action.

McCain to Doocey from Fox News:
“Why would you ask something that stupid?”

Fuck you, fake news. The headline had me hoping that McCain pulled out his Crocodile Dundee knife and gutted the man on camera. I don’t know what to believe anymore.

It’s pathetic that the original story was even “news” to begin with. The blatant propaganda coming out of that organization is nothing new, but it remains just as gross.

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Killing O’Reilly.

So what did Saint Bill, quality American, do that required a 32 million payout? I’m sure it was something extremely patriotic…

Merely a cost of doing business. /s