Fuck E3. I hate it

They really do hate you, it is not just an act… but let me know how that foot massager works out for ya.

They don’t even try to hide it either, I love it. The best part is all the depraved individuals who are practically drooling over them… and can’t even tell.

I don’t get the fascination with skinny chicks with fake boobs, too much makeup, and career goals that have culmulated in being a booth babe, anyway.

Yeah, it’s all about fantasy, but even in my fantasy, give me a clone of Spin City-era Carla Gugino with a college education and a basement full of good books, not a “model” pimping video games.

I always enjoy getting a smile from a cute girl. That never gets old.

Would somebody please just give extarbags a job? This is the second time I’ve seen him mope about not being in the industry yet. It doesn’t have to be a good one.

Fluffer?

Ack. Sorry, I’ll stop -_-.

Even if it’s a bought smile?

Just make sure to bring an extra suitcase to carry all those overgeneralizations.

Hey, discourse thrives on generalization. :-)

I didn’t mean to negate the booth babe doctoral candidates who are just doing it for tuition money…

Okay, NOW I’m turned on. :)

Americans like:

  1. Thin, fit girls
  2. Girls with big breasts
  3. Women with loose morals

Take an overexaggeration of 1, 2, 3, mix in a blender with alcohol, drugs, and years of parental abuse and/or neglect, and you find the result.

As an aside, they’re booth babes and not on the pole wearing clear heels, or turning tricks for an escort service in 'Vegas. There isn’t a huge difference, but at least geeks are more timid and less likely to “cut the bitch if she doesn’t have the money.”