I suppose I'll call this one done! Admittedly, it's a weird one -
On the surface, this looks like almost a cheat - an advergame, from Burger King. They made three of these (I played this one and Big Bumpin'); surprisingly, they said they sold over 3m units (total across all three). These things were heavily advertised, and I admit - I grabbed them out of curiosity, and for easy Achievements! I figured with that kind of public exposure, weird or not, someone else MUST have played it.
Hmmm, this means I have to go again, right? I'll put up another shot in a few hours (or in the morning if I pass out).