Your shame is your own to bear, but take heart that you are correct! The movie in question is Armando Iannucci’s The Death of Stalin.
You guys got most of the clues, I think, but for posterity:
- A gathering of family and friends
As in, around Stalin’s deathbed.
It turns out that I slightly misheard the line. Zhukov has just cupped Khrushchev’s testicles after K. asked for Z’s help in a coup against Beria’s faction. He says K has grown balls as big as the Kremlin Domes. When I last saw the movie, I thought he said “iron balls as big as the Kremlin Domes.” I apologize if this threw anyone off.
Slicing open the top of Stalin’s head to extract the brain, for… embalming purposes? Stalin’s wastrel princeling son Vasily sees this and thinks they are going to give the brain to the Americans.
Beria’s terrifying lists of names of comrade citizens to be seized, tortured, and almost certainly murdered.
At the start of the movie, an orchestra is playing a Mozart concerto. Stalin called and wanted a copy, but the director didn’t make a copy, so they hurriedly, and not without difficulty, perform the concerto again so they can make a record of the concerto.
- true comradery and false friendships
I thought this article was interesting about the parallel tracks of the word comradery and camaraderie. In English, from Middle French, they basically mean “folks you wouldn’t mind spending time in a room with.”
As dtolman notes, the most powerful men in the Soviet Union after Stalin toast John Wayne and John Ford. Stalin likes his posse to watch cowboy movies.
- A resurrection with cocktails
The John Wayne toaster, Vyacheslav Molotov, namesake of Molotov cocktail (though apparently the Finns hung that on him as his forces used plenty of incendiary weapons against them), was so under the thumb of the Soviet regime that he was convinced that it was a good thing that his wife was arrested and executed for her crimes. And even after Beria releases her from a secret prison, not executed at all, Molotov is happy to assume that either she’s still an enemy of the State or not, depending on who is telling him what to think and feel.
- These guys KNOW how to PARTY
The Communist Party, of course!

- Mister Pink, George Bluth, a Winston Churchill, and a Python cluster around a casket.
Buscemi, Tambor, Beale, Palin
It’s a good movie, a farce girded by terror instead of the usual envy or lust.