That’s the movie I’m looking for! Edgar Wright’s The World’s End.

  • A lot of walking

The plot of the movie begins with a guy who gathers his old chums together to recreate an epic pub crawl in their hometown.

  • blanking out

There’s a twist when it turns out that the hometown has suffered an infestation of alien bodysnatchers and bodyreplacers. The replacements are not-so-sturdy androids called “blanks”.

  • king of the humans

The main character, Gary King, of the Humans (spoilers!) argues for the fate of humanity with the leader of the aliens, who addresses him as Gary, King of the Humans.

  • sisters of mercy

Gary wears a Sisters of Mercy shirt that he hadn’t taken off in twenty years, and the soundtrack is likewise jammed with jams of that bygone Madchester era.

  • reunions

The band of protagonists reunites in their hometown, and director Edgar Wright reunited with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost and others for this movie. They even got another former James Bond, though the last one was Timothy Dalton and this one was Pierce Brosnan.

  • circle chats

Gary is also an alcoholic not quite back in recovery. Though he participates in many group sessions where everyone sits in a circle and unburdens themselves with painful memories, his memories are his most precious.

  • a trilogy capper

This is the third movie in the so-called Cornetto Trilogy, where Wright and crew mashed funny genre spins on other genres with great success. This one was the least memorable compared to Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz. I suspect it’s that this one featured a mostly unsympathetic protagonist, and mashed up four genres: the body-snatcher movie, the Grail Quest, the addiction recovery struggle, and the old farts reliving the glory days, which was one or two genres too many.

  • almost all of the movie is pre-apocalyptic. The post-apocalyptic bit is at the end.

Fun fact.

  • a series of businesses with names that lie on the continuum of “ironic” and “in retrospect, accurately descriptive”.

"Tonight, we will be partaking of a liquid repast, as we wend our way up the Golden Mile, commencing with an inaugural tankard in The First Post, then on to The Old Familiar, The Famous Cock, The Cross Hands, The Good Companions, The Trusty Servant, The Two-Headed Dog, The Mermaid, The Beehive, The King’s Head, and The Hole in the Wall for a measure of the same. All before the last bittersweet pint in that most fateful terminus - The World’s End. Leave a light on, good lady, for though we may return with a twinkle in our eyes, we will, in truth, be blind - drunk. "

@JoshL, the next pint is on you.

I did actually go down this road for a while, but I couldn’t think of any movies with them on the soundtrack. Certainly didn’t remember the shirt.

Ha! Yeah, I liked that movie, even if it maybe isn’t the classic that the other two Cornetto films are. Next one coming as soon as I think of something!

  1. A case of mistaken gender identity
  2. A fixed lottery
  3. One of the coolest bad-guy names in film history; even if the Latin is probably fake
  4. Scales of injustice. No, scales and injustice.
  5. A character long thought dead returns in the end to save the day.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail? “Old woman–” “Man!”; not sure; Tim the Enchanter; “If she weighs the same as a duck…”; “He’s going to tell! (He’s going to tell!)”

Nope! I’ll give another clue in the morning.

Dragonslayer.

No additional clues needed! It is Dragonslayer.

  1. A case of mistaken gender identity: Valerian has spent her whole life disguised as a boy so she won’t get sacrificed to the dragon. She’s… not very convincing.
  2. A fixed lottery: The lord’s daughter somehow never gets entered into the lottery… until she fixes it herself.
  3. One of the coolest bad-guy names in film history: C’mon, Vermithrax Pejorative? That is bad-ass.
  4. Scales and injustice: Well, dragon scales. And lots of injustice.
  5. A character long thought dead returns in the end to save the day: Sir Ralph Richardson is the only knight in this movie, but he’s a wizard, and he allows himself to be killed so he doesn’t have to walk all the way to the dragon’s cave. Lazy!

@Gordon_Cameron up!

Sounds like one of Key and Peele’s football player names. Where’d he go to college?

Vermithrax would be Greek, not Latin. l am pretty sure that is what prevented me from finding the right movie (this, and also maybe the fact that l have never even heard of Dragonslayer…)

Lots of places. He has hundreds of degrees!

Well in that case, the Latin is definitely fake!

Next:

  1. Wall pounding
  2. Overcooked steak
  3. Home movies
  4. Jailbait
  5. Two fellas who will meet again in the movies

Once Upon A Time In Hollywood?

Nope!

The Aviator?

Not the Aviator (either one).

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Raging Bull

Correct!

This was the first one I actually got all the clues. But I have seen the film many times, which helps.

Anyway, I yield my turn.

Raging Bull explanations:

  1. Wall pounding - Jake, having been thrown in jail, pounds the wall of his cell with his bare fists
  2. Jake chides his first wife: “Don’t overcook the steak. It defeats its own purpose.”
  3. There’s a sequence of 16mm(?) home movies showing Jake and his second wife and other family members swimming and looking happy.
  4. Jake winds up getting arrested for letting two underage girls into his bar. (“Can you prove to me that you’re 21?”)
  5. The two ‘fellas’ are future Goodfellas co-stars Robert De Niro, who plays Jake, and Joe Pesci, who plays his brother Joey.