WARNING: POST CONTAINS PERSONA 4 SPOILERS, SORT OF.
Now that I’m caught up on the ER, I’m totally with Jon here. Charlie asks Chie to be his girlfriend, she accepts, and then it never comes up again. Sure, now Chie’s got better stats, whatever. It’s pretty stupid that it doesn’t result in any different dialogs from Chie, or her mentioning it to anyone else, or it coming up at the summer festival. Which itself was a goddam waste of time. An unskippable fifteen minute sequence just so we can see what a douchebag Teddie is? I’m with Vinny. Kill that bear.
The whole dating sim thing really does seem to be wholly removed from every other aspect of the game except to get the S-links up for Persona mashing. It doesn’t even carry over into the story parts of the game which, despite my earlier interest, are so JRPG I guess I never need to play it. I mean, it’s not like my playthrough will be at all different from Vinny and Jeff’s.
So we’ve got Charlie who is only making friends with people for one reason. To get his S-links up. It even says ‘Rise is of the Lovers arcana. Since you have the Persona Tomchick you might get along well with her.’ suggesting that the only reason to spend time with anyone is to up your stats. The guy’s a sociopath. It boggles my mind that he’s got so many people dedicated to him when he’s got less personality than Gordon Freeman.
The only ending I think I could possibly be satisfied with is it turning out that Charlie is his own shadow, which is why he can enter the TV world unharmed. He’s come into the real world to gather together enough S-links that he can conquer all of the Personas, making him a living god. He’ll then break open the TVs and unleash shadows on the real world, where he will rule as the living embodiment of all Personas.
The final battle is you playing as Chie, Kanji, Teddie, Yosuke, Naoto and Yuki-chan to defeat Charlie. It’s all very trippy.
…anyway, uh, back to actual podcasts.
Listen Up, that show isn’t worth downloading anymore, what what?