Get your Hardcore Gaming PC Review from an Andre 3000 Look-alike

It’s the top-hat that makes this reviewer at Wired seem credible. I know that HP didn’t pay him off because he looks like an Outkast video stunt-double.

The top hat brings a certain element of class missing from most hardware reviews.

OMG that was painful. If you must use a clueless host, use an attractive woman in a skimpy outfit, please.

I don’t get how this is top of the line at all?

Not one but two ATI Radeon HD 2900 XT videocards

Has anyone heard of the 8800 series at all? Try an 8800 Ultra maybe.

2x1024MB Corsair Dominator PC2-8500

What, 2GB of RAM? You’ve got to be kidding me. I don’t care how “fast” it is, more RAM beats slightly speedier RAM.

Everything else just goes downhill from there.

The Blackbird was defaulting with the 2900 when it first shipped, but it’s had 8800s available for months, man. Anyway, we all dissed the Blackbird last year.