I’ve noticed that I’m getting old. I’m not as open to new music anymore. In fact, in the tradition of old fogeys everywhere, I shake my head at the kids and think “how can they listen to that crap?”
I’m not even talking about pop like Britney Spears or the Backstreet Boys. I mean rock music… or what passes for rock music these days.
Take Linkin Park, for example. They’re the angry backstreet boys. If you’ve ever seen them on videos, it’s hard not to double over with laughter, watching these spoiled, preppy brats trying to dress and act rough. The music is a sad combination of rock and rap, and that second singer just absolutely has to go. He’s got a voice suited for a barber shop quartet. Utterly no edge to the music.
Of course, on the other end of the scale, you have Slipknot. Who are these chumps? I’d answer, but that would require me to care. However, I can’t bring myself to, just because they try so damn hard to be edgy. Remember that old saying all the cool kids told us geeks in their moments of pity? “If you have to try to be cool, you’re totally missing the point.”
Don’t even get me started on rap nowadays. If it wasn’t for Eminem, I’d have to agree with the elitists (wow, there are rap elitists, come to think of it… shocking idea), who claim that rap died with Tupac’s second-last album. His last, of course, took the mere trend of talking about how big your balls are, how much gold you have in your mouth and how many niggaz you gonna off with a “glock glock” - to the utter extremes which pervade urban music nowadays.
Where’s the message? Where’s the anger? How could anyone driving… nay, being chauffered around in an Escalade on 24" gold-plated wheels have any hatred for the system or anger at the white man left in them? It’s rebellious white kids who make these rappers rich. Of course, the moment every white kid does something, it automatically loses 90% of its rebellious value (the 10% being that it can still piss off mommy and daddy Bible thumper).
I mean, compare anything that Snoop Dogg, Nelly or Ludacris have released recently with say… Black Cop by KRS-One.
Oh well, at least Soundgarden is back, in the form of Audioslave.