Giant Jacko Stomps Las Vegas!

From Yahoo Music News:

Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert

There’s more detail in the link, but really, that one sentence is all you need to know.

Is there some prize for “craziest celebrity” he’s competing for? If so, they should just give him the lifetime achievement award and be done with it. So insane.

Who will build the 20-foot-tall robotic boys?

And also a prize for the nut who blows the thing up.

There’s more detail in the link, but really, that one sentence is all you need to know.

The hell it is:

“It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see.”

This will be the best thing that ever happens to Jackson’s attorneys:

If built, the metal monster would apparently be visible to aircraft as they come in to land in the casino capital…

On the subject of the robot, he continued: “It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see.”

OMJ911!!!

Truly, this is a great time in which to be alive.

“50 Foot Laser Shooting Michael Jackson Robot” would be an awesome name for a band.

Especially a band that would be playing at the unveiling, just before getting CRUSHED LIKE TINY BUGS UNDER JACKO’S ROBOTIC HEEL.

Surely MechaStreisand cannot be far behind.

I love this town!

I like it.

I think that was covered with the post about “20-foot-tall boys.”

Oh, I’m sorry… I thought you said “the nut he blows”