Giveaway thread!

A serious man
And an inedible flan
Drove off in a van

The fall is coming
But not of this forum board
I will leave that here

Once there were free games
Many lurkers claimed with no
Now nothing but words

Fixed , cuz @scharmers called me a bitch. :(

There was a shopping mall
Now it’s all covered with flowers
You got it, you got it

9 syllables

bitch

Thread blow up, many posts
Wonder, new Humble Bundle?
Just funny people

Should we make a thread
Just for haiku poetry?
These could be moved there

No new thread, I think.
So we can say, “Remember
that day of haiku?”

As you wish, Sad Brad
The haiku shall stay right here
Is haiku plural?

Bought me a soda
And he tried to molest me
In the parking lot

My top two movies
Logan and Atomic Blonde
Valerian sucked

Birthday haiku

Now gimme gimme gimme ;-)

In a parallel
Universe there’s a haiku
thread full of free games

Live long and prosper
Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam!
Star Trek haiku, bitch

This is the best yet
because I had the same thought
but not in haiku

it sounds a bit like
you congratulate yourself
snowy modesty

I once grabbed a game for free
From the giveaway thread all could see
The code wasn’t gone
But it wouldn’t last long
And I played until quarter to three

Backwards words say I
Again go I there, shit oh
Now give me free game

Limerick that way
This way giveaway haiku
Silhouette to blame

Tylertoo could have
at least sticked to the Waka
but the rhymes were strong

Is it five or six
Sounding out my syllables
I count on fingers