Awesome, yes. Mulaney’s a funny, funny man.
I know that this is the Daily Mail and is immediately ignorable, but these lines still annoy me.
Speculation about different aspects of Obama’s life first gathered momentum when questions over his actual birthplace started to emerge, with many believing he was born in Kenya rather than Hawaii, as he has stated.
Millions of dollars have allegedly been spent trying to ensure that it is not released to the public, not even the Hawaiian governor has access to it.
I know that the second paragraph is referring to his birth certificate, but the first paragraph doesn’t mention the birth certificate at all. Nor does the paragraph preceding that. What a terrible bit of writing.
Or a terrible bit of editing, where a bleary-eyed editor changed “birth certificate” to “actual birthplace” in the first paragraph without compensating for it in the second paragraph. Happens all the time, and writers always get the blame. (Although I’ve been saved by good editors more than I’ve been burned by bad ones, mainly because I choose to only work with good editors these days.)
Looking at the crappy comma usage in the second paragraph, I’m gonna blame the editor.
Don’t forget the photographic evidence that Obama was never with his grandparents in the U.S.
Timex
1585
Holy crap, obama started out as a disembodied knee!
So you’re saying he wasn’t born in the U.S., he was created? What does the Constitution say about that?
Just goes to show you that in America you can start as just a knee and grow to be a full person. Only in America!
Houngan
1589
As long as he incorporates, it’s all good.
H.
Timex
1590
Didn’t woody allen make a movie about this?
But that involved a white woman half his age.
I thought Trump inherited money and was not a self-made bootstrapping type?
That is correct, although he then lost all of that money, made it again, lost it again, made it again …
JonRowe
1595
Well, he can always hop on the internet and spout off, and he will be drowned out by the 100,000 other crazy people on youtube.
Not sure if this is good news. Sure, his show is gone, but how many watered down versions will he be producing in its place? And that’s ignoring any other potential hijinks he could get into.
Timex
1598
That pic of Charlie Sheen looks a hell of a lot like Edward Scissor hands.
I’m fairly certain Glenn Beck has realized that the real money isn’t in being a political commentator, it’s in religion. I wholly expect Glenn Beck to become a television evangelist.
Except he’s a Mormon, it’s not like he can go start his own church. Well he could, but that would be unlikely albeit crazypants awesome.
