Going, going, going... gone!

Co-ed auctions her virginity. Bidding up to $3.7 million.

That’s a horrible pic of her, she looks … plastic? I’m assuming it’s poor lighting in the shot. At any rate, I would expect as soon as the auction ends and she takes claim to the cash that the friendly neighborhood vice squad will roll up to say hello.

Edit: Nevermind it appears she’s doing this through a semi-legal “transaction” at the Bunny Ranch.

I don’t get it. You’re going to pay millions to sleep with a girl who won’t know what she’s doing or have much skill to bring to the table? A fool and his money…

Reminds me of that SNL sketch with Jack Black, where he plays a demon that has a virgin sacrificed to him, and makes this same complaint to the townspeople.

I wouldn’t pay $16,000, 150 cases of beer, 50 cases of Gatorade, 100 cases of soda, six cases of meat and two cases of wine for that wrinkly old ass.

It reminds me of this Steve Martin bit.

Yea, well, it reminds me of that time I tried to sell my soul on Ebay.

Miss Dylan, from San Diego, California, USA, said she was persuaded to offer herself to the highest bidder after her sister Avia, 23, paid for her own degree after working as a prostitute for three weeks.

Oh, and I was afraid it was going to be weird.

She doesn’t look good enough to be worth that kind of money. But then again, being the first to “pop her cherry” has never been a priority for me. However, I’m well aware others get something out of that.

Ms. Dylan got her undergraduate degree in “women’s studies” at Sacramento State University and plans to use the proceeds of her Bunny Ranch virginity sale to get a master’s degree.

Am I the only one envisioning her former professors doing a spit-take when they read about this auction in their morning paper?

One also wonders how her career in family counseling will take off afterwards.

Are you serious? Half of them probably paid for their own educations the same way – or even taught class based on their experiences in the World’s Oldest Profession.

While some feminists see prostitution/porn as degrading, there’s many who see it as empowering.

I wouldnt care if my family counselor sold her virginity for 3.7 million. I may care if my accountant bought someones virginity for 3.7 million.

Wait … maybe this is where flyinj’s CPA ran off to?

If she can get some fool to pay seven figures to do her (I can’t shake the suspicion that most of those sky-high bids are fake), then I say all the more power to her.


krise madsen

I could see the logic in that. A gorgeous woman who is willing to use her charms is a viciously powerful beast in the office.

This is the second time in quite a short time here where the “prostitute = high level corporate worker” connection has been made. I would submit that this connection is incredibly stupid.

In the U.S., can’t a corporation legally bid in an auction? I think you know where I’m going with this.

When is this auction going to end? She’s going to be old and frumpy before she actually pulls the trigger.

I demand post-coital self-reflection.