Google Gulp bottle caps if anyone wants them

With my four pack of Google Gulp I have 4 Google Gulp bottle caps to give away. Post here if you’d like one.

I want to be cool!

The short version is, our brains process data by sending electrical impulses called neurotransmitters between billions of neurons via axons running between synapses, much the way buses travel between stations, or MP3 files travel between felonious suburban teenagers.

Umm, April 1st anyone?

No thanks, I’d rather have some Google Gulp.

I know somebody who is convinced that Google uses the Pigeon Rank system. I’m sure he is bothering the local variety store about Google Gulp right now.

This is brilliant.

Then again, remember the last time Google “played an April fool’s joke?” You know, the time they announced that they were going to give away free one gigabyte webmail boxes with no banner ads?

they did just bump is up to 2gb. With a nice ‘new storage capacity of infinity + 1!!’ april fools note.

I like the fine print:

Google Gulp and Your Privacy
From time to time, in order to improve Google Gulp’s usefulness for our users, Google Gulp will send packets of data related to your usage of this product from a wireless transmitter embedded in the base of your Google Gulp bottle to the GulpPlex™, a heavily guarded, massively parallel server farm whose location is known only to Eric Schmidt, who carries its GPS coordinates on a 64-bit-encrypted smart card locked in a stainless-steel briefcase handcuffed to his right wrist. No personally identifiable information of any kind related to your consumption of Google Gulp or any other current or future Google Foods product will ever be given, sold, bartered, auctioned off, tossed into a late-night poker pot, or otherwise transferred in any way to any untrustworthy third party, ever, we swear. See our Privacy Policy.

Sero-Tonic Water – Just try to stay down once your synapses get a blast of this bubbly concoction whose refreshing blend of selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors is perfect for those moments when all your other beverage options just seem soooo depressing.

:oops: I’d buy it :oops: