Googlism and Quarter to Three

Have any of you guys tried putting in names of the guys here in www.googlism.com? Just type names and select the who category. These of them are very funny, even when they are not talking about the same person, most of them are though:

Desslock
Mark Asher
Derek Smart
Erik Wolpaw
Wumpus
Jason McCullough
Dave Long
Murph

These ones are not so funny but can be found:
Tom Chick
Andrew Bub
Steve Bauman
Bruce Geryk
Denny Atkins

These ones are not known that I found:
Ben Sones
Tyjenks

Try yourself if you are not here, or just want funs!

(The Best of) Googlism for: qt3

qt3 is too bigger than qt2?
qt3 is too bigger
qt3 is the location where you have installed qt3
qt3 is not installed
qt3 is ``on the spot’’
qt3 is actually what may fix this problem
qt3 is a great time to break the libraries up into a couple of separate libraries
qt3 is the backbone of the kde desktop environment
qt3 is correctly installed
qt3 is a bundle package that depends on all qt3 packages
qt3 is hosed
qt3 is installed
qt3 is free for playback
qt3 is being used
qt3 is clunky too
qt3 is supporting
qt3 is not preinstalled on windows
qt3 is still problematic for japanese
qt3 is very ugly
qt3 is under development including port to winxx
qt3 is decidedly superior to version 2
qt3 is required
qt3 is a great little compact quartz metronome
qt3 is built with threads support
qt3 is not visible
qt3 is out
qt3 is in unstable
qt3 is written in standards
qt3 is currently packaged
qt3 is new and so hasn’t had much testing
qt3 is being sponsored by walt disney pictures and television
qt3 is still beta
qt3 is the standard
qt3 is frequented by many game reviewers and
qt3 is moving to that way of operating
qt3 is also available for windows at keyword
qt3 is also not done
qt3 is broken
qt3 is pretty cool
qt3 is only a modem connection away on the apple computer website at http
qt3 is way better
qt3 is out and used by kde things will get easier
qt3 is expected to fix this
qt3 is needed by
qt3 is forced to abort
qt3 is a big step ahead
qt3 is done
qt3 is a tedious and long process

jazar is another evidence of the continuous crimes committed by the israeli occupation forces against palestinian civilians
jazar is an example of willful killing
jazar is identified with the old testament city of gezer
jazar is one of the genii of the 7th hour
jazar is a specialist in the area of nonlinear dynamics and
jazar is just one out of myriad innocent children brutally and intentionally murdered
jazar is carried into an ambulance after being shot by the israeli army in rafah
jazar is carried into an ambulance after being shot in the head during clashes
jazar is carried into an ambulance after being shot in the head
jazar is trying to get the moving van into the yard
jazar is here to heal these areas and scars and make them anew
jazar is carried
jazar is carried for burial in rafah
jazar is doing a great job keeping the community informed about the happenings in the ultimaix news world

Wow I haven’t seen that last one. yay me.

Actually, it’s just “Denny Atkin,” which brings better results than “Denny Atkins is coming back to the Amiga.” (I am not! I was deprogrammed, darnit!)

If you know how to mess with Google, you can get desired results.

Put in my wife’s name: Debbie Wardell.

You get:

Googlism for: debbie wardell

debbie wardell is a former super model

Hehehe.

Baltimore, I’m so proud of it:

baltimore is the us heroin capital
baltimore is touched by an angel
baltimore is not a safe city
baltimore is conveniently located at baltimore’s world
baltimore is epicenter of west nile virus
baltimore is offering dsc members a 10% discount
baltimore is an incredible place to live
baltimore is bad place
baltimore is more affordable and has more of a hometown flavor than big city dc but charm city is home to top hospitals and research institutions

And for Shady…

shady is sitting this one out

mark asher is at ku medical center here in kansas city and he invented so to speak the herrington rods pedicle screw technique

So that’s how you got him to pee.

A sampling of unusually accurate results:

sparky is in the house
It’s true! I am, in fact, inside my house!
sparky is a graphical nmr assignment and integration program for proteins
sparky is more than a “who”
sparky is the only machine on the market that you can head and heel
sparky is the only steer you can head
in any direction, but she will always end up facing magnetic North due to the large metal plate in her skull
sparky is an umbrella cockatoo
sparky is my black labrador
sparky is now sitting in the state police museum in west trenton
Mom forgot to pick me up from the school field trip again
sparky is head hauncho
sparky is worried sparky is worried about people who do not know important fire safety rules
True. Sometimes I can’t sleep at night, what with all the worrying
sparky is a small
sparky is as cute as can be and very smart
sparky is an android
sparky is thrilled to have been honored with the following awards
Honorable Mention for the “Cave Canem” macaroni mosaic at the 10th grade Latin finals and Highest Collections Rate For The Week of June 15, 1989 at Discover Card
sparky is a 3 1/2 year old tri
sparky is one of only four ever to have managed 4
sparky is not gifted with this ability
This has to be either “long division” or “tap dancing”
sparky is a strange dog
sparky is more than just email
sparky is easy
don’t believe everything you read on the wall in the third floor Men’s Room

milo is absolutely incredible
milo is a handsome guy
milo is

Of course there were other less flattering references. The secret to good copy is largely in the editorial process.

First two:

cathcart is still shooting for the majors
cathcart is retiring

flieger is essentially a flying speedster; his combat effectiveness is entirely based on the force of his motion

flieger is a specialist in mythopoetics

flieger is the most illuminating and advances the most excitin argument

flieger is the personification of german fascism

flieger is more subtly elegant

flieger is

“lionel thompson is the backbone of the trust auction”

So, send me some money and I’ll send you some E-bay stuff, yeahhhh

Scharmers comes up with nothing. Wow.

My name, however, comes up with “the creator of Mega Jumpguy”.

Neat…my rep on Googlism is based on a game I created in Klik N’ Play six years ago :?

Only thing i found for either greg micek or gregory micek was “greg micek is the founder & ceo of jvweb.”

One that I thought was pretty funny was ‘Dave Grossman.’

dave grossman is one of the lesser known names behind lucasarts adventures
dave grossman is a small and enormously cluttered place
dave grossman is on sale
dave grossman is a fucking idiot

jeff green is reason enough to buy a hirobo helicopter

I’ve been saying this for years.

jeff green is a moron and a traitor to the usa

ditto

jeff green is about as popular as a plane crash

I think Bauman wrote that one.

jeff green is upset with the exclusion of several waikato titans from the tall blacks

fuckin’ a right I am.

jeff green is one awesome race

believe it, ladies.

jeff green is a really dedicated servant of god

amen!

This is it:

tyler jenkins is an engineering technologist in the ornl metals and ceramics division

It is amazing I can put up this kind of post count when I am so damn busy with the ornl metals and ceramics. Those bastards over in marketing better get this shit sold because I have been engineering my ass off.

jeff green is reason enough to buy a hirobo helicopter

Hey, you skipped a lot of great ones:

  • jeff green is keen to play colleges and fresher gigs especially now that he’s older
  • jeff green is tied
  • jeff green is 27th in points
  • jeff green is sporting the blue and white colors of aol
  • jeff green is in 24 th position—a far cry from where he is used to

There are some pretty funny ones from mine:

  • desslock is going to try to smash us
  • desslock is one powerful sob
  • desslock is just a speculator trying to add fud to the best of his ability
  • desslock is so prejudiced he won’t even talk to the person representing the point of view he opposes
  • desslock is on this flight

Of course if it was really accurate it would point out:

“Jeff Green is a guy who makes fun of people who name their pets ‘Frodo’.”

(I had a lizard named Frodo).

jason levine is the youngest person ever to be licensed in california
jason levine is my role model

As to the second, but of course.
As to the first, if anyone knows what I’m licensed in California for, please let me know. :wink:

Just go back and type “jason levine california licensed” directly into google and you see that you’re the not youngest licensed ham radio operator in California.

And for me…

Googlism for: pavloff
pavloff is an evil liberal

But I already knew that.