Got Porn?

Depends if the videos star mom and dad. If so, that’s pretty huge yuck factor to temper the find. :)

Ha, never occurred to me! Probably because you don’t post under your own name like Ben Sones or Tom Chick. I don’t expect people who use avatars don’t worry about their parents or boss.

This poll may suffer for that reason.

Actually, upon still further reflection:

The biggest problem I have with porn is that it falls under the 99% rule (“99% of everything is crap”). The most common problem with porn is when the participants are just going through the motions. They’re following a schedule, not flowing with the rush of hormones and passions. Worse still, the camera is clinical, capturing the details of entry (not to mention the pimples and scars), rather than focusing on the actual eroticism of two (or more) people’s bodies interacting.

Once in a while, you’ll see two (or more) people really into each other, and the camera will capture the eyes and hands as well as (or instead of) the penetration of orifices, and it’s magic. That’s more erotic than the actual act itself, and what that act is isn’t so important.

But that shit is rare, even more rare than even “99% of everything is crap” would explain.

So really, the biggest reason I don’t keep any porn is that it’s not worth keeping.

Good point. I am not really interested in consumers, unless you are saving the shit too. I am pretty sure Dad hit a few strip joints, but none of that matters unless he brings it home for his kids to find. Once my brothers found a sweaty red dildo, stuffed in a shoebox in the back of my Dad’s car. I was trying to peer into the box to see what they found and my oldest brother took it out and bonked me over the head with it. I grabbed it to see what it was and got the shock of my life.

Rimbo, you may need to look a little harder.

What the hell happend to the ElGuapo post about Hairy Ron Jermey! That shit was a classic and I was waiting for a good response but now the post is gone. I hate what that happens.

Do kids even bother to look for “dad’s stash” anymore? With porn being so prevalent on the internet and kids being what they are, I’d think it more likely for dad to find juniors digital stash.

Or 9 people so perverted they don’t know what’s legal to keep around?
(Well, more than 9 now!)

Very good point. Tide has turned, so to speak.

Incidentally, after much thought, I went ahead and posted “no porn stash for me,” for the reason stated above: If you have a constant internet connection, you have no need for a stash.

This is only true if you have no preferences when it comes to women/sex and I find that hard to believe.

This would have been better if you asked how many gigs we had at present.

There are plenty of places that sort it all out for you with descriptive links and whatnot.

How is it possible that there is no “shit bonerz” option on this poll?

You’re dangerously close to:

I just have no interest in watching porn anymore. It doesn’t attract me, and I really have to work to successfully masturbate to it.

…from one of the great moments in Qt3 history.

Gone but not forgotten, and damn that anamnesis for being the case: threads like that will still be in what’s left of my gray matter when I’m wired into my deathjar in 2512.

OMG, that was hilarious. I have not laughed that hard (no pun intended!) in weeks. Thank you.

This one in particular is . . . awesome. Thanks Bill.

Christ Brian, I hope you learned to switch hands at some point, otherwise I bet when you crack your wrist it sounds like a forty ought-six in a tiled bathroom.

I don’t follow you’re reasoning. See, that file I watched three months ago that I liked? It’s still there.

You know, I hesitate to say it, but if he’d stopped after the first four paragraphs, and then cut out the intro (leaving paragraphs 2-4), the post would have been okay with me.

But not nearly as entertaining.

(Ninja edit: The first paragraph was goofy, too.)

That post is really disturbing in light of Brian’s subsequent history…

A stash is like a folder on your computer right? Or does it have to be some secret, hidden thing?