1650

Fuck every single thing about this guy.

1651

I just need you to clear something up for me. Is he a horse with an ass, or the ass of a horse? (I.e. the horse is a semi-separate entity to which he is attached.)

Also, I downloaded (pirated) 53 separate copies of the game because I want to play the game for 15,900 hours. But Cleve banned me!

:(

1652

The manual has to be seen to be believed. It’s actually on par with the most lackluster effort from Matrix.
Did you know that clicking on a button will cause things to happen?

1653

What a load of horseshit. He’s saying us gamers, on our gamer forums are not gamers? We were the target market for that kind of game.

Then it’s great he is able to magically surmise that pirated copies of the game were played for 100 hours. He’s just like trump. Make up numbers and throw them around as fact while stroking his ego.

1654

He’s actually starting to sound like Trump. Honestly think the dude admires him.

1655

Cleve was Cleve before there ever was a Trump.

1656

Horse shit doesn’t deserve this bad rap - it goes great on my veggie garden.

I’d originally put this game on my wishlist because once it reached $1.99 I figured it might be worth trying. But it’s pretty clear that this guy doesn’t deserve a shit-stained cent, nor the satisfaction from knowing someone spent any time at all playing this game.

I went to Steam to remove it from my wishlist, only to discover that not only had I already removed it, but I’d put it on Ignore! I guess he’d already said something stupid enough to piss me off last year.

1657

TIL that I am not a gamer, I am just a social justice warrior and a precious snowflake, as if those monikers are somehow supposed to make me feel diminished in some way. Thank you, Cleveland Mark Blakemore, for clearing that up for me.

I too had thought about picking the game up when it reached sub-$10 levels just out of curiosity, but that will now be a solid “OH HELL NO” from me. I refuse to support this guy in any way.

1658

Wait … I thought I too was a precious snowflake. How dare you snowflake upon my snowflake garden. We are all precious here and apparently warriors of social justice. Equip thy weapon so you can defend against me, foe!

literal die roll

It … it appears you have won the initiative roll, so I guess you get to go first. I choose to parry with this +1 Mace of Social Justice in my main hand while holding my Sword-breaker of Game Pirating in my off hand. As always, I am shielded by my Cloak of Very-Old-Style-Game-edness.

1659

I cast Social Justice Missile at the darkness.

And I would like a Mountain Dew please, thank you.

1660

MOM!!! MOM, MORE MOUNTAIN DEW!!!

literal die roll

Okay your Social Justice Missile had a glancing hit upon me but my Cloak of Very-Old-Style-Game-edness reduced your damage to just 1. I am now at (ERROR 02 DIV BY ZERO) hit points.

I begin to strum my Lute of Fisk to the Battle Hymn of Black Pierre.
"Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of Lord Armando
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of social wrath are stored
He hath loosed the fateful LIGHTNING BOLT, LIGHTNING BOLT, LIGHTNING BOLT
His truth is marching ooooooooooon …"

1661

Would Robin Hood be a Social Justice Thief or a Social Justice Ranger? Do the rules allow multi-classing?

1662

The saga continues:

GOLDEN ERA GAMES [developer] 1 hour ago

Sir Fuzzbotham - so that you know, I am not “far right” in my politics. “Far right” is a label somebody else applied to me. What I am is not comprehensible to ordinary people despite their pretensions otherwise. I am sure you have known mongoloid children. They might consider you “far right” because you do not believe they should be king of the world because they were born mongoloid. They might label you “far right” because you don’t believe all mongoloids should be given free money and sex until the day they die as enforced by Federal and State law. “You’re a monster and a mongo-hater!” they might scream. “You’re even more evil than Hitler!” You’d probably want to explain to them that you don’t have a grudge against mongoloids - nor do you think they should be given special favors and rule as emperors automatically when they are diagnosed as mongoloids.

The gap in IQ between the average mongoloid and the average person would be roughly 20 points of IQ. The average IQ in the West is now 97, which is 6 points higher than Koko the Sign Language gorilla scored under clinical supervision by trained psychologists. Koko was a brilliant gorilla but let’s face it, not that brilliant. A couple more answers right and she could have easily scored in the same average. Remember, that’s the AVERAGE. So 50% of the population actually falls below 97 and amazingly close to Koko.

I have three clinical IQ scores which have been done on me at age 9, age 22 and age 27. Real clinical conditions, in a soundproofed room with a mirror observer watching to make sure there is no bias by my tester. (Much more common than most people believe)

My score have ranged from 156 to 183 with no curve applied. That means the difference between me and the average person is at least 50 points and that is very conservative. Just like you experienced with the mongoloid campaigning for free sex and money, I often have people screaming at me that I am “far right,” and “am worse than Hitler and the leader of the Ku Klux Klan and Jeffrey Dahmer.” If you were like me, you’d get used to it.

Again, nobody deserves to be a first class citizen because of the circumstances of their birth. You might consider if people barely above a baboon taught sign language are really my natural moral superiors or if that is just a resource-shifting strategy you would expect of a person around that IQ. Basically, a monkey that can walk on its hind legs and speak a little English.

As Hans Asperger once said to the German Eugenics Committee, “If people ever knew how these children really see us, they would drive them into the wilderness without food or burn them at the stake as witches. The persecution they bear up under now is the smallest fraction of what they would suffer if it was ever to become obvious how very different they are from the rest of us. The difference is from the sole of the foot to the crown of their head. They begin and end as aristocrats compared to the common man. You have asked me to find you the best German stock and you may be shocked but I am afraid it is these children and they do not regard us well at all. Our vanities are too obvious to the least of them from a very young age.”

1663

Bravo Sir Fuzzbotham! I hadn’t seen anyone successfully bait Cleve into his batshit eugenics routine for years.

1664

Hahaha, from now on I’m gonna think of this guy as “Freddy Dunning-Kruger”. You’d think with such a massive IQ he’d have learned the difference between mean and median.

1665

Multi-classing is allowed under the new SJWv5 ruleset. It is strongly suggested if you multi-class to take a race or mixed race that gets bonuses to help your multi-class as well as a gender that gives bonuses to your abilities.

For Robin Hood I would recommend a female elf ranger/rogue with dagger specialty and short bow skills added later on. You can always specify you are genderfluid when you roll your character, that way you can change genders depending on which weapon you wield.

1666

I hate myself and therefore browse through subreddits like r/iamverysmart and r/iamverybadass (or whatever they actually are), but they can very rarely reach the heights Cleve has made his permanent, decades-long home.

Been watching The Office (US) recently, and it’s stunning how Cleve is basically Dwight but massively, absurdly worse than a fictional character written to be the butt of jokes.

1667

The writers went out of their way to make Dwight weird but in an endearing sort of way. If Dwight was casually racist that wouldn’t have worked. Not in the American version, anyway, the British one was a much darker show.

1668

Something something, Like Button.

1669

Fixed.