Gee, Mr. Blakemore, sir, I sure am glad to see that you’ve chosen to spend your last weeks on pre-Armageddon Earth in a constructive manner. I trust that irradiated clockwork biological automaton gamers worldwide looking for a Wizardry clone by a certified genius will be downloading this thing by the thousands the second it’s released, in hopes of savoring all of its golden-age gameplay before their fingers fall off.
And even if most of them are vaporized in the The Cleansing, you can rest easy knowing that a few weeks afterward, once the half-life has decayed and people emerge yawning and stretching from their shelters, an anthropologist will unearth a copy of Grimoire from the ashes and rubble, put it into his solar-powered laptop, and sit in stunned silence as the distilled profundity of your genius washes over him. As the beautiful and intriguing countenance of The Entity parades before his eyes in all of its 8-frame glory, this man will surely weep with joy and humility. For he will have tasted the true and total weight of your contribution to world of mortals.
Hats off! You’ve done the human race proud in your swiftly diminishing time on this planet.
I just want to know if part of The Entity’s eight frames of animation involve dancing. Because I just can’t get enough of animated dancing babies and I think that would be a great addition to Grimoire.
My Cleve! I’d never even thought of that. He’s taking cues from the two greatest cultural influences of the 20th Century, Wizardry and Ally McBeal! Now I begin to understand the true implications of an IQ of 183.
Sir: I must advise caution – indeed, I would recommend total aversion – but if you really wish to know, I direct you to Herr Blakemore’s most recent work on this board. It’s a long and arduous read; you may want to bring along a pint or two of water to stay hydrated.
B…bbut…you don’t find him beautiful and intriguing? I think he turned out terrific and pretty much exactly as I imagined him, except for the huge goiter where I messed up a bunch of polys reattaching his huge head. You see, The OogaChicky is an interdimensional traveler who wanders the Qt3 forums seeking dramatic situations to document and observe. He is drawn to Derek Smart threads because of the possibilities for conflict and he is capable of helping us in spite of himself. He also wears a cute French Beret of Quickling which allows him a +3 dexterity bonus!
