Guard llamas - and donkeys!

… maybe they’re the next anti-terrorism device.

The amazing memory of John Many Jars recalls a timely verse:

Coyote1: WTF? That’s a big sheep!
Coyote2: Kill! Maybe it’s a unique! Rdy?
Coyote3: y
Coyote4: rdy
Coyote5: rdy
Coyote6: kk

Llama: Rrrrrr!

Coyote1: runrunrun
Coyote2: Zone!
Coyote3: heal plz heal AAASSSSSSDSSSSS
Coyote4: I died. O.o
Coyote5: Me2 :/
Coyote6: OMG LOL PWNED!

Guard Llamas have been in use for a very long time. Lots of alpaca ranchers get and train a couple of llamas to watch over things.

Me And My llama
Me and my llama
Goin’ to the dentist today
Seems a little crazy
Guess you’re just too lazy
You gotta get your teeth cleaned today

Me and my llama
Jumped out of our pajamas
And ran off to the dentist today
Me and my llama
Me and my llama
We’re goin 'to the dentist ooo-eee
Yes, it’s just my llama and me

Tell me if you feel afraid
Remember just to whisper softly into my ear
I won’t leave and go away
You know I’m gonna be right here
Open up wide now
Let him look inside now
'Cause after this we’ll go on our way
I won’t let him hurt you
I’ll be right there beside you
And I can tell that you’ll be okay

Me and my llama
Jumped out of our pajamas
And ran off to the dentist today

Me and my llama
Me and my llama
We’re goin’ to the dentist oooo-eee
Yes, it’s just my llama and me

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da…
'Cause after this we’ll go on out and play…

Me and my llama
Me and my llama
The sun is bright and now we are free
Yes, it’s just my llama and me

Just how exactly does a llama scare a coyote away?

And I can’t imagine they’d be effective against the larger, more organized wolves?

Here you go.

My favorite part is the Bar Graph that says “Before Llama”, “After Llama.”

For some reason, it just makes me laugh.