“38 reasons why single women should love me…but somehow don’t”
Featuring such reasons as:
#2 I’M EASY ON THE EYES
Like most beautiful people I suppose, I want someone to love me for more than just my pretty face!
After all …
Someday I won’t always look this ruggedly attractive or be the hunk you see before you.
Admire me, if you must, for my physical beauty … But love me, if you will, for my handsomeness within.
and
#30 I’M BIG WHERE IT COUNTS
The Good News:
I’ve been told I have a million dollar ?
(Like most men I’m guessing)The Bad News:
It’s attached to a ten cent mind, body, face, and bank account.I’m talking about my heart of course … What did you think I was talking about?
P.S. That was me inside the bear costume.