Someone at People needs to be tied down and given painful paper cuts with the edges of the 1000 photos of celebrity females that are more beautiful than Drew Barrymore. Maybe that would prevent such a colossal fuck up in the future.
Also-rans include Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, etc. etc. Their collective hotness could only be measured in MegaDrews. She’s right at the “god I’m drunk and bored let’s find somebody to fuck” border.
I actually think she’s pretty hot, but apparently I’m in the minority. She has that ditzy personality that is right at the edge of annoying, but not Cameron Diaz annoying. Somehow it works for me. Maybe I just feel like I could con her into sleeping with me, but I like to think I’m better than that.