Happiness is... People Magazine's Most Beautiful Person

The votes are in and it’s official: Drew Barrymore tops the list of People Magazine’s “100 Most Beautiful People”.

“I just think happiness is what makes you pretty. Period,” [Barrymore] tells the magazine. “Happy people are beautiful. They become like a mirror and they reflect that happiness.”

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I think they’re wrong.

oh ffs.

Way to go, Wholly! Way to fuckin’ go.

I…what? I was told we could react. I’m so confused.

Who knew Gary Whitta had an alternate account.

She looks like Barbaro. After he died.

Someone at People needs to be tied down and given painful paper cuts with the edges of the 1000 photos of celebrity females that are more beautiful than Drew Barrymore. Maybe that would prevent such a colossal fuck up in the future.

Also-rans include Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, etc. etc. Their collective hotness could only be measured in MegaDrews. She’s right at the “god I’m drunk and bored let’s find somebody to fuck” border.


Beautiful People lists are Serious Business.

Oh my God, how dare a magazine choose a most beautiful person that is contrary to my tastes??

EDIT: And just for the record, I don’t think she’s very attractive.

I actually think she’s pretty hot, but apparently I’m in the minority. She has that ditzy personality that is right at the edge of annoying, but not Cameron Diaz annoying. Somehow it works for me. Maybe I just feel like I could con her into sleeping with me, but I like to think I’m better than that.

It’s not the personality, it’s the fat face and lithp.



You’re Amish?


Not a fan. She’s cute, but too close to Cameron Diaz’s idiocy level. I can’t imagine her being at the top of anyone’s list.

I liked the first-Charlie’s-Angels-movie version. The later skinnier version, less so. Curvy women FTW.

Do I look Amish?