Happy Austria Day!

Fun fact for the day: did you know that you can sing “The Man from Snowy River” to the tune of “The Yellow Rose of Texas”? Well, now you do!

Valtzing Mathilde… Valtzing Mathilde…

Do you mean Australia Day?

I think you meant Australia.

And after what we did to them in the cricket I know there are at least 11 people who are not enjoying it one bit.

You can sing Amazing Grace to the tune of the theme song from Gilligan’s Island.

Try it. It’s fun.

Also, I’m disappointed that this isn’t actually Austria Day. I could have declared my allegience to der Märchenkönig and waged war against you. :(

I tried it. It works. But it makes you feel like an idiot while doing it.

Hey, y’know what? FUCK Austria.

Fuckin’ drunk Austrians! Cue Ahnold…

Hey, that Austria-Canuckistan Anschluss thing was a long time ago.

This also works with The Rime of the Ancient Mariner. Which, unfortunately, I can’t read anymore without hearing that damn song.

fucking kangaroos