Happy holidays everyone

Just figured it should be said – happy whatever you celebrate at this time of year!

Frohe Weihnachten und einen guten Rutsch!

Merry Chistmas you fantastic bastards. :)

Chrismukkah!

Don’t forget to polish your Festivus pole.

Happy Holidays everyone! May next year bring us some bitchin’ games.

Happy solstice–for northern hemisphere people, the days are getting longer again!

  • Alan

Felices fiestas a todos y todas.Pasenla bien, beban toneladas de licor y acepten, finalmente, que el Wii sports es el juego del 2006!

Merry Christmas!

God Jul. Kill a pig and eat it to celebrate the darkest day of the year!

A Christmas Story, courtesy of #qt3:
http://unioncarbide.googlepages.com/christmasstory

Xmas Madlibs rule. :D

My mum is cooking an 18 lb prime rib for dinner tomorrow! =O

God bless us, everyone!

(cough, cough)

Here’s another Xmas madlibs courtesy of #qt3, populated mostly by Bill_ Dungsroman, magnetic rose, jafd and Union Carbide:

Twas the week before Christmas, and all through the hogan,
Not a creature was stirring, not even an aardvark.
The bustiers were hung by the iron maiden with care,
In hopes that St. Cordelia soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their ottomans,
While visions of sugar-ambrosia danced in their toes.
And nephew in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the sybian to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
vomited open the shutters, and snowed up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Gave the luster of mid-nanosecond to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear?
But a geeky trollop, and eight tiny elephants.

With a little old driver, so lively and ultimate,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Cordelia.
More rapid than gnus his elephants they came,
And he whistled, and slept, and called them by name;

“Now, Dasher! Now, Vince! Now, Umbrella and Vixen!
On, It! On Titmouse! On, Trenchcoat and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! To the top of the sphincter!
Now plummeting away! Plummeting away! Plummeting away all!”

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof,
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the iron maiden St. Cordelia came with a bound.

His eyes – how they fellated! His dimples, how slimy!
His ears were like corncobs, his heart like a pea!

He spoke not a word but went straight to his work,
And filled all the bustiers, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his femur aside of his amygdala,
And giving a nod, up the iron maiden he rose.

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a fart,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good week!”

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, everybody!

Best wishes to all.

I’ll repeat it here,

Merry Christmas everyone and Happy Holidays!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGMQkR1B13c Dueling Wizards of Winter light show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfs5YJLqweo Jingle Bells

The original from a couple of years ago: