All 5 of them on the forum.
Being a mom is awesome.
Beautiful! Happy Mothers Day, Angie!:)
I called my mom and got a long story about how my dad made a fence and the gate was perfect yesterday but now it’s warped and won’t fit. Also, not to send nearly as much beer to them as I had originally intended.
Aw, thanks, Ed and QT3! I went over to my mom’s house and said, “Thanks for having me,” and she laughed. Then I said, “Thanks for having mom” to my grandma, but it didn’t translate well, so she just looked confused.
One of my friends posts on twitter: “Happy mother’s day, Mom, glad the condom broke.”
She replies: “Broke, hell, God poked a hole in it because I touch myself at night.”
I called my mom and told her she was going to be a grandmom.
She was happy.
Also, happy Mom’s day to all the Mom’s.