Harry Potter 2: Dobby = (Jar-Jar+Gollum) / 1.33

I hated Harry Potter 2 because of its extreme mediocrity and unoriginality.

But I thought Dobby was great. He was incredibly annoying like Jar-Jar, he spoke like an idiot, and he did stupid sight-gags. But he was also sort of sinister like Gollum, looked more like Gollum, referred to himself in the third person, and was stronger than he looked.

Plus he puts the smackdown on Haldir, erm, I mean Malfoi Sr. at the end of the film.

Yay Dobby!

Boo Harry Potter!

Dobby is gay. And so are you.


I was unimpressed with Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets when I saw it in the theater, but now that we have it on DVD, it is growing on me. Have you seen the lifesize plastic replicas of Doby on display. My daughter found one at Wal-Mart last week and pointed it out to me. It was kinda creepy, but I still asked the employees how to get one of them :D