Can’t stop laughing at the big, round bird.
I’m actually terrified to make filthy jokes at this point because they might come true and then I have that on my karmic balance sheet for life. And what could possible happen to cancel out that kind of karma? I don’t want to find out. So there it is, enjoy that screenshot.
Well, after recovering from that bit of SAN loss, I went to the infirmary, where Cloaca-chan immediately asked about Yuuya. Really, game? I don’t care. Anyway, the doctor has disappeared him.
I am pursuing a cartoon villain. Who is a fat bird. These are the choices I have made.
He can’t smile, he’s a bird! Come on, fiction, don’t break down on me now!
YES PLEASE
The game gives me the option to tell the doctor that I like him, and this is how he responds.
And this is how Cloaca responds.
“Hohoho!” will never sound the same …
WHAT DOOR?
Seriously? Seriously?
Oh, well then, dragon dildos it is.
Am I seriously doing an unboxing thread in a dating game recap? An unboxing thread with no material box? My god.
HE KILLED YUUYA AND TURNED HIM INTO A PEN
There was a second, bigger box. I assume that is the one with the dildos. Anyway lets open it up and–
OH GOD.
I take back everything I said about her being perceptive.
“I can’t tell if it’s love or fear for my life!”
False dilemma, lovebird. It’s both!
This is fated to be a healthy and functional relationship, and you should pursue it with dedication.
This is really dark.
Fixed (rather, broken).
This game just gives no fucks, does it?
Mmmmm. Chicken.
So I am a junior now and I go to the infirmary only to find
what I assume will be the left over remains of Yuuya’s corpse.
WHAT THE SERIOUS FUCK I WAS KIDDING JESUS CHRIST
Cloaca quickly puts it together.
RUN BITCH YOU IN DANGER
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
WHY AM I TERRIFIED OF A FAT BIRD WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
Happy Valentine’s Day, Cloaca!
I guess I’m not getting kicked out this time.
I was going to make this joke, but… yeah, I figured someone else would just swoop in. Ahhh, there we go.
EDIT: What the FUCK, Angie? This can not be legit.
This dating-sim parody sure jumped the shark quick!
GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSS
BITCH THROW YOUR ASS OUT A WINDOW OR SOMETHING YOU HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS AND HE DOESN’T
And here we go with the explaining all the clues we should have picked up on.
Then Cloaca-chan asks him about Yuuya and HE STROKES HER STOMACH AND SAYS THIS
THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING WHAT
Nooooooooo what what nooooooooooooooooooo