If nothing else, an iPod Touch would let you use any iOS-only apps that might appeal to you. If you fly much, wireless noise-canceling headphones are really nice on planes.
There’s really no point in getting an apple watch if you’re not already in the Apple ecosystem.
Thanks, everybody. I offered the chick her pick from the list, but she advised me to pick the most expensive one and sell it, so I picked the iPod Touch.
It also occurred to me that the Touch will have a much better camera than the one on my phone, but all I use that for is dick pics.
Infuse Pro is the best app for ATV and iOS to play anything short of running a Plex server and I think it supports that too.