Oh no. Not him!

zomg start a new thread ffs

Ok, I got another Email from wireless. She wants a translation on this article. So I’m posting it on here.

All the vapid inhabitants living south of the river Vampire are dead after an excursion to the National Park of Chiquitabanana.

Oh come on, type the entire thing into Google Translate yourself.

Well I allready did, but I figured it would be more fun to get Qt3 involved.

Well don’t keep us in suspense, what did it say? *

  • because I sure as fuck am not typing all that in google translate.

please not to tease me into thinking there’s new episodes coming :(

All right since Rayo is busy with his stove or something:

MYSTERIOUS DEATHS FIRE UP RUMORS INVOLVING THE CARTEL
Mario Delolmo

(From) San Jose del Guaviare

All the inhabitants of this remote town located south of the Vaupes river were found dead by hikers who explored the mountainous zones of the Chiribiquete National Park. The hikers (tourists?), a man and women from the West-coast USA disovered a macabre scene when they arrived and described it as “something only the devil could have done” The couple prefered to be anonymous

After a more detailed investigation (they) uncovered dozens of coprses which showed a [film/scab] around the eyes.

“We saw the town from a mountain and because we were running out of water decided to shack up.” When they entered they saw no signs of life. It was as if all life had stopped and the world decided to move on [past it].

A medical team was dispatched but they have not announced the cause of the tragedy.

the area, believed to be the hiding place of the Borjas cartel, is recognized as being rich in natural resources.

Many of the indians [who lived in the surrounding wilderness] regions speculated that the townspeople were pawns in the struggle between Borjas Cartel and a group of developers.

As of publication, we have not found any survivors.

That is much clearer than what google translate gives you.

Translation: It’s a trap.

  • Alan

why the fuck would wireless need someone to translate? Isn’t she like connected to all that intertubes crap?

OK, so she can Babelfish it herself, but would you rely on a Babelfish translation if you had to… dramatic voice… save the world?

That would be funny as hell.

She is the intertubes now, since she blowed up, her consciousness has become one with the tubes.

And besides, it’s a graphic, and you know what OCR software is like.

Saw this while reading about Rune Factory for the DS.

Heroes Gets a New Cheerleader

August 17, 2007 - Heroes just can’t seem to stop casting new roles. The latest addition to Season 2 of the series is Janel Parrish, who will have a recurring role on the show. The 19-year-old actress, currently starring as one of the leads in the toy-derived film Bratz, will play a cheerleader who is a classmate of Claire (Hayden Panettiere) says The Hollywood Reporter.

TV Guide elaborates that Parrish’s character May, who will be in at least a few episodes, is the cheer-squad captain at Claire’s new school, and an “adversary” for the indestructible cheerleader. We assume that’s in the school rival sense and not the superpower sense, though on this show, who knows?

But you would build it for o.k., thus box Babelfish it, on a Babelfish translation, if you had… drastic voice… except the world?

The new online comics features Ando. Poor, poor Ando.

http://www.nbc.com/Heroes/novels/index.shtml?novel=47

Didn’t realize the comics had continued. Anything exciting happen?

One thing I don’t like about the show is how they clearly change direction mid-stream, and drop stuff that they start or end up emphasizing other characters/material - to a certain extent it’s obviously good to respond to what you see working well, or not working, but they overdo it on this show, and it really started to feel like they were just winging it at the end, ala Lost/x-files.

Introducing Wireless, then not really using her, and killing her off in the comic?

Caught the end of a promo commercial yesterday. Peter’s back. Premiere is 1 month away.

Wireless is not quite dead. Well, most of her is dead…