Herzog And Cage To Remake Bad Lieutenant

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

As it happens, I really like Bad Lieutenant. Well, like might be the wrong word, as it’s right at the top of the list of Movies I’m Glad I Saw But I’m Never Watching Again. And God knows I love Werner Herzog. And quite frankly, I still like Nicholas Cage, crappy recent career choices and all.

That said, this seems like a recipe for an absolutely massive disaster.

Look down.

Whoops.

This one is better though because Herzog is first.

Madness.

It’s all gone too far. Shut the whole thing down.