Hey, how can I get Discourse to do X?

No, no, make the noise. It’s only been a few days and there are still some kinks to work out. Just direct it with a little less ire, give the forum time to settle and list the complaints/suggestions in the appropriate place, where it can be discussed and addressed by Tom and Co in due course. At the moment I guess they are likely pre-occupied getting the front page connected.

Which is what I am sure Clay means by ‘help’, as opposed to him expecting you to be able to get blood from a wumpus stone by yourself. ;)