Hey krayzkrok, stop giving the booze to the birds!

Drunken lorikeets falling from the sky? I swear, krayzkrok just got bored. Or is testing a new way to feed Smaug. Or is wondering if a sloshed bird will get Smaug smashed. :)

We could use the man in Honduras to stop people from making belts and handbags out of alligators. Come on down man, you can stay in my place, we’ll take the good old CJ5 for a couple hours drive and get those crocks to safety.

Note: you do, but I do not have any compulsions about feeding the poachers to the crocks. Self defense in my book.

Second edit: re-reading the OP, it is my firm belief that Rimbo MUST be drunk as well. Therefore, I am excused of any faults in which I might incur in this thread, since Krayzkrok is my hero I WILL hyperbolate. whoever you spell it.

Tercera edicion: Rimbo, that makes NO SENSE AT ALL MAN wtf.

That works for 93% of situations you might get yourself into on QT3.

Only 93?

It’s happening right around Darwin, which is krayzkrok’s current stomping grounds.

(cuz he’s my hero too)

Lorikeets are probably drinking all of the spilled goon around the place.

Adam,

You never, ever fail to deliver. That’s awesome. So tragic, and so hilarious… :)