Holy cats it's SECRET SANTA 2017 (11th ANNUAL)

Dear @Charlatan,

Your Secret Santa would like you to know that your gift will arrive in 2 parts on Monday. The contents inside both parts are wrapped so please open the shipping containers.

Best,
fire

That’s a great idea. I’ll add it to the procedure!

I received a very large and heavy box today bearing our forum’s abbreviation! Huzzah!

Dear Santa,
My family and I are leaving town Thursday to spend a couple of weeks visiting various family factions. We are having our present opening when we get back. Is it cool to wait until then?

Dear Santee,
You have one more gift coming. I have not sent it yet because the return address would reveal my not-so-secret identity. I’ll mail it before I head out.

So, we can begin opening tomorrow or am I reading it wrong???

A box with the mysterious QT3 sigil has arrived.

Claybob, I am your father. I mean Santa! You can open it with your family if that is your preference, fine with me.!

Eeeeek I’m so looking forward to seeing what all of you get in your presents!! =D

NOOOOOOOOO!!! I mean great!!

Just received a second large heavy box. Color me excited.

Amazon delivered my secret Santa package today & they’re under the tree. Thanks @fire!

Dear @ineffablebob,

Your Santa wishes that you know that your package will be shipping Thursday and will likely arrive after Christmas.

Best,
fire

I’m out of town, but my wife told me we received a mysterious package from outside the US

Hah! All you people will be finished opening presents next week, and I’ll be like, “bonus presents!”

I’m out of town for the next week, so I’ll be a late opener as well.

Dear @ankamela,

Your Secret Santa says that you should have received your packages yesterday. Please confirm receipt. Thank you!

Best,
fire

Wait what? 16 days ago:

Please confirm!

I haven’t received anything…hmm lost in space?

That is the logo of the Socialist Left Party of Norway, by the way.