Holy cats it's SECRET SANTA 2017 (11th ANNUAL)

So…I would be remiss not to post this today. I wore this shirt today. Whenever I wear it somebody says something like, “Go Blue!” or something similar for some reason.

Anyway…I post this for @dwinn from today.

-xtien

you stayed home and blue’d yourself

For a second I was like, Secret Santa time already?

Dear @krayzkrok: Your Secret Santa would like you to know that your package has arrived at the post office and is waiting to be picked up.

(Yes, this is legit!)

Hopefully it’s fruitcake; if so, it will be in pristine shape still!

Wow that took awhile to get there, how far away is Australia?

Maybe the shipper just tossed it in the ocean and let the currents take it south.

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So it’s a rubber ducky?

Live video feed of @krayzkrok’s santa gift

Haha, I wish!

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If we’re talking ships taking forever to get somewhere, I imagined it more like this:

This should happen more often so we get unwrapping pictures whole year around!

If it is returned and then resent you will get to open two packages in the 2018-edition of Secret Santa!

Put the wife to work, get her to pick up the package on Monday!

OR

Have the package forwarded to where you are in Europe. :D

I hope it’s not a puppy!

I the charm spell does not work may I suggest KROC SWARM!?

Is the Switch still hard to find in stock?